Have you ever wondered just how much of those supermarket tabloids were real and how much was complete and utter fabricated nonsense? With the Galactic Examiner you no longer have to wonder whether the stories we print are real or not. We can say with absolute certainty that everything we print is a complete fabrication; nothing we print is real, except for our Product Review section.
However, we don’t just make up the news, we examine it. A number of our stories are based on current events and as such should be considered purely commentary of a social, political, economic and other highly charged topics of that nature. No names that we use should be construed to be representative of anyone currently living. Any actual names that we may use is used from a historical perspective and as far as we know they are all dead in the year 2074.
This website was designed for purely entertainment purposes only and is part of a vast network of websites that tell a much larger story. This is but one gateway into that story. The Galactic Examiner is a tabloid based on the Galactic Enterprise and hosted on their computer. As the story goes, they tend to makeup and poke fun at the problems on the planet below and is the main news and gossip outlet for those who have made the Galactic Enterprise their home.
This and other websites that we maintain serve as a base for advertising products that we currently sell as products that would be reasonably found within the story as another way to interact with the story overall. This also serves as a platform for soliciting donations to help maintain this and other websites and various other projects.
We want you to become part of the story and what we are trying to do. United Earth for Peace is our end goal. It is why we tell our stories to entertain you. It is why we have stores that go with our stories. It is why we can’t sit idly by and do nothing.
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We are dead serious about our Product Reviews. Sell a bad product we will tell the world just how bad it is. Even if you have a good product, and yet sell it in a less than ethical manner, we have no problem in telling the world just how sleazy you are even if your product works as advertised. We won’t be commenting on the function of the product (unless it doesn’t work either), we will be commenting on the dishonest method you use to sell the product.
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